This is really a warning to all you men out there who think that we girls are willing to just drop everything any time you feel horny. Sorry to break it to you, but we like to have sex…but not all the fucking time! My last boyfriend had the social graces of a camel, all slobber and lips, all in the hope of some action. Sometimes, after a tiring day, all I want to do is to go to bed to read or watch TV and just be relaxed. And it’s all so nice and peaceful when I’m alone up stairs. But at around midnight, when he’s tired of football or the Internet, he’ll come up and then starts the trouble. Whether I’m asleep, pretending to be a sleep, or I’m awake reading, his hands start getting fidgety and quickly find there way either directly to my tits, or directly to my cunt. Trying to lick my jugs or thrusting a finger inside me is not going to work….I’m tired and this just isn’t the moment. But they will persist.
The other night I was tired, a bit “emotional” after a hard day at the office, and just wanted some space and time to myself. It was late, and I was gradually losing my bad mood by getting deeper and deeper into the novel I was reading. I can feel the stress gradually fading. Now, whilst comfortably lying in bed, I did feel the slight need to poop, but I was happy just to wait until the urge became stronger. My novel had taken hold of me, and I didn’t want to put the book down. But after a few more pages, I could feel the tension in by bowels and was developing into cramps. But still I told myself I could wait (it’s true, I could of simply taken the book to read in the loo, but as I’m always telling my boyfriend off for doing that, I can’t very well do it myself).
And just then, right on fucking cue, in comes my idiot half and jumps on the bed. Maybe he’s been watching porn on the Internet, but he’s horny as fuck and his sweaty hand goes straight up my nightshirt and grabs my breast. He starts kissing my neck (as if that’s going to work!) and at the same time, as if I somehow wouldn’t notice, he sneakily puts his other hand between my legs. And here I am, trying to read and not to shit.
To say that I became pissed would be a huge understatement. At first I tried to pretend dis-interest, and then to try and shove him off of me. Neither worked and he just came back with the “Oh come on baby, you know you want to…”. I then realized that to teach this little muppet some respect, I’d have to stop fighting against him as my physical strength cannot compete. No, I should use his own power against him (very Zen!).
So I let myself relax, opened my legs and reached out for his cock. I slowly started jerking him off and could feel his fingers slipping in and out of my cunt. But all I could think about was my now pretty desperate need to poop. No matter. I let go his cock, pulled my panties to one side and gently pushed his head down until I could feel his tongue working on me. After a minute or so, I stood up and pulled him onto the bed and laying him down, I got over him and straddled his face with my hot cunt, whilst taking his hard cock into my mouth. I could feel his excitement as the head of his cock grew larger in my mouth and from the throbbing I knew that he was close to cumming. And for his part, he was eating me out. I could feel his fingers moving over my ass, then inside my panties and soon a couple were inside me, finger fucking me hard. And this being my boyfriend, I knew what comes next. Yep, a thumb or finger into my ass.
As his finger slid into shit hole, then I felt my bowels squeeze. I pushed hard and at the same time griped his head between my legs. There was to be no escape! From behind I heard a gasp as his finger was pushed out and I felt a huge hot shit sliding out into my panties, not an inch away from his face. And then I sat back. He struggled, and as he did so, I sucked extra hard on his cock and suddenly felt a huge spurt of sperm shoot into the back of my throat. By now my shit filled panties were pressing against his face, as I was rubbing myself to orgasm and yet he was still cumming. I came, and as I did, I let loose a huge, loud and smelly fart. Rolling off of him, he was red face, sweaty and gagging like a drowning man.
Walking towards the bathroom I told him that he was welcome to molest me any time, but that he should be aware of the consequences!